[unlaid?]

[Garfield distilled]

[A very special Valentine]

[Colonoscopy]

[I made a political cartoon, shoot me now.]

[Mazzers!]

[This took less time to draw than the event that inspired it.]

[Puns to offend people with small vocabularies]

["Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."]

[Seriously, if you can think of a pun...]

[The New Yorker awaits.]